Viyarvai sindhi sappidanum

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu… Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta… Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan… -)...

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Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack....

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Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes

Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven... Neenga adikakoodathu... Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten. Wife: Naan garpama iruken... Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana... Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan... Husband: ????!!...

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Tamil Joke Sms

Soap Dappaala Yedhukku Chinna Chinna Holes Irukkunu Theriyumaa.??? Theriyalana Therinjukkonga… Periya Hole Irundhaa, Soap Keezha Vizhundhudum!!! --))...

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Tamil Veg Poem

Manidhanin KANNEER-ukku . . . . . Karanam… Kadhalum, Natpum, Mattumalla……. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vengaayamum-dh...

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Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes

Magan: Amma, innikku Appa kooda Bus-la varum bodhu oru Aunty-ku Appa En Sheet-a Koduthuttar… Amma: Athukku Ennada Parava illa… Magan: Amma Naan Utkarndhu Irundhadhu Appa voda Madiyila…-...

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Tamil Marriage Jokes

Father : Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum? Daughter : MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum ! XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum! OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum ! 11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum! Mukkiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu...

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SardarSms -Torch light

Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po. Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten. Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta? Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya....

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Pullayada nee

Dad : who is your role model. Son : Gandhiji. Dad : GREAT!! Why? Son : He married at the age of 13. Dad : Pullayada nee...

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O' Podu Sms

Father: Ennada! Test la 'O' mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya? Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga......

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Neil Armstrong Tamil Jokes

Neil Armstrong yen romba great? Bcoz Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar...

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Nakkan-Mukkan sms

Nakkan : enakku vaanthi adikkati varuthu! Mukkan : ithukkuththaan adikkati kannaadi paarkkaathannu solren...

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Ponnai Yelli Jokes

Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu. Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naan yenga Appaa Ammaakku Orey Paiyyan. Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please "Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.? "Miaw"nnu sollichi... Vekkamaa illai.? Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paaru...

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Tamil Mental Hospital Jokes

Mental hospitala irunthu thappiya mentala pitichukuduta Rs.1,50,000 prize tharangalam nee payappadatha. Enakku panam mukiyam illa. Nee than mukkiyam......

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poluthupokku sms

Ennoda poluthupokku, Gadhi padam sekkurathu, so, ungakitta ulla ella 1000/-, 500/-, 100/- ruupa ellam enakku udane appunga, :)-...

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Kalyaana Veedu Sms

Kalyaana veettil : Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!, Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa, Ponnu veettukkaararaa.? Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!....

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veetla yaar irupanga?

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. ? ? ? ? ? ? Sirichikite solunga..? :-)...

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Tamil Love Vs Friendship SMS

Nambathea... Top-up Pottu Message Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu... Make-up Pottu Pesi Kollum Pennai Nambathea......

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Tamil Kadi Sms

Mudinja clear pannunga plz... 1. Kudi bodhaiyil vandi otta kudathuna, barla edhukku parking..? 2. kurangula irunthu manithan vanthan'na innum kurangu irukkey adhu eppadi..? 3. Namma natla pechu sudhanthiram irukkudhu'na edhukku phone bill varuthu..? 4. Blue cross'nu oru amaippu irukkuthuna,Non-veg hotelsla eppadi business nadakkuthu....

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Tamil Love Jokes

Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai, Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum ....

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Tamil Tajmahal sms

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru, Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen....

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Tamil Auguest 15th Sms

Unaku ngabagam iruka juli,Smilya & Candy, andha naal? aug15th, namma 4 perum thesiya kodi vanga ponom. Kadaikaran kodi thandha pothu,juli nee kaetta kelvi… ‘vera COLOR irukka?’ sirikkatha, vekkama illa…...

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Ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?...

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Thirudan Police Sms

Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae. Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam....

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Tamil Software Engineer Jokes

If Software Engineers Produce Films, How will they Name them.? 7 GB Hard Disk Colony. YENAKKU 20 MB UNAKKU 18 MB. Pudhukottayil Irundhu VIRUS Kaalamellam Anti VIRUS Vaazhga VIRUS’ai’ Vettaiyaadi Villaiyaadu. Solla Marandha PASSWORD....

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Tamil Cricket Sms

Cricket oru mosadi game, aen ? 1. Kaila ball vachikkitte 'No ball' solluvaanga. 2. Leg break-nu solli bowling kaiyaala poduvaanga. 3. Run out-nu sollittu batsman-ai veliya poga solluvaanga. Niyaayama 'Run'thaan veliya poganum. 4. Over-nu sollittu over meala over over-a pottukkitte iruppaanga. 5. Oru over-kku 6 balls sollittu ore ball-thaan vachiruppaanga. 6. Batsman out-na oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo rendu kaiya thookkina rendu batsmen out aaganum. But sixer-nu solluvaanga. 7. Wicket keeper-nu solluvaanga. Avar wicket-ai vittu thalli nippar....

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Photography thozilil munnera avasiyamanathu ethu?

Photography thozilil munnera avasiyamanathu ethu? thiramaiya? athistama ? rendum illai, cemera than...

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Pillayat Tamil Sms

In temple a young boy prayed " Pillayar mama kappathu" Why??? guess ? In opposite side a young girls prayed as Pillayar Appa Kappath...

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Tamil LKG Boys Sms

Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema??? Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru... iyyoooooooo....... Guy 2: appram enna aachu??? Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa.... Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry...

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Naai Biriyani

Nabar1: Unga Manaivi-ya Naai kadichadha kelvipatten. Neenga Muthaluthavi enna senjinga? Nabar2: Antha Naaiku BRIYANI vaangi potten....

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Tamil Biscuit Sms

Un face SUNFEAST Un nadai TIGER Un gunam MILKBIKIS Un siripu 50-50 Un sakthi PARLE-G Un character MARIGOLD Motthathla nee oru “BISKOTHU...

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Tamil Love Jokes

Alagana pennai parkum podhu enna seiya vendum? Antha pennai un “ANNI”aaga ninaithu, Udane intha “ANNAN” number’i kodukka vendum…! Ok va…! Plz Note : Ithu na illay enga "Annan"...

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Tamil Life Sms

Lifela eppa vaenalum enna vaenalum nadakalaam… Atha ellam face panna.. “BEER ADI” Ada cha,…! Sorry pa! “BE READY”...

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Tamil Exam Sms

Birth - One time Death - one time Love - one time Life - one time Gokka makka exam mattum evalo time Kadupu eathuranga My lord....

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Gandhiji's Joke Tamil Sms

Gandhi saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma! Theralena therunjunkonga...! Uyirodu irunthaar.......

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Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi

Intha iniya pon naalil Vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum Ella arulaiyum puriyatum Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi vazthukal! Jay Shri Siddhi Vinay...

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ASCII Vinayagar Chadhurthi

@(. = .)@ () ,jj, () ( )( /. )( ) G-get A-always N-new E-energy S-spirit & H-happiness. Wish u happy Ganesh Chatu...

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HAPPY GANESH POOJA

I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God for your prosperous life May you find all the love of life may ur all dreams come tr...

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Vinayagar Chadhurthi SMS

Hi be careful . Next month we have Vinayagar Chaturthi. Kaliman demand. So, un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko...

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Tamil Sorry Sms

SUMTYMES Sorry means-It's nt my fault,Its urs,Acept it,It wud mk me feel bettr. SUMTYMES Gud Night means-Dn't keep d phn stupid,I wnt 2 talk more. SUMTYMS take care means,i m nt well &need 2 b cared 4. SUMTYMS dsconnctng a phne means-call me back,i wnt u 2 persuade me wth smthg spcl. SUMTYMS smile means more den tears & SUMTYMS tears r more satisfyng thn smile. Thr r few ppl who undrstnd dese expectnaltis n these ppl r found. 'SUMTYMS':-) Gud Mrng...

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Tamil Friendship Sms

True friendship: Friend1:machi college life mudinjadhum ne enna maranthuduviya? Friend2: (With smile Macha  nan onnum un lover illa da. Frnds rocks...!! Good morning......

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Message fullform in tamil

Message na enna theriyuma? M=Manasula E=Erukkura S=Santhosam S=Sogam A=Anubavam G=Galata E=Ellathaiyum Velipadaiya Solrathu. So daily msg ...

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Sardar jokes!

   Sardar: Hello yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Naan "chellamma" pesuraen Sardar: Naan mattum enna "kovamava" pesurein? Yarnu sollu ma Lady: ?..?.....

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Joke Sms

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyuma...

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Tamil Advice Sms

"LOVE" pani "NASAMA" Porathai Vida.! "SIGHT" Adichu "SANTHOSAMA" Irunga.! Its my big advice for you.! ippadikku... Best fri...

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Tamil SMS Jokes

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundha...

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Friendship Sms

1)- "I dont say that you should cry when i'm sad. I know no one can do that for me" 2)- "I don't want that you spend all ur time with me. I know its impossible.." 3)- "I don't want to take a special place in your heart. I know its too much to ask..." My wish is, some day, some place, when you hear my name, You Just smile and say "oh! I had a friend by that name..."  that's the only thing i need from u... Don't forget me ever:(. Gud nyt...

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Best Friendship Facts

We make friends Some become dearest:-) Some become Special:-) We have crushes on some:-( Fall in love with someone:-) Some go abroad:-( Some change their cities:-( Some leave us:-( We leave some:-( Some are in contact:-) Some are not Contact:-( Some don't Contact:-| Bcos of their EGO:-( We dont contact some because of OUR EGO:-( Whatever they were However they are We still Remember Them:-O.. Bcos the part they played made "MEMORIES" in our Lives.. Send this to all ur friends.. No Matter hw often u talk or hw close u are.. "Let old friends Knw that...

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Good Morning Sms

Friendship is like a war. -> Easy to start. -> Difficult to stop. ->Imposible to forget. So I'm on a war with U.! "It Wil never end" ....:-)Gud Mrng:...

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Ramzan ascii greetings sms

___________Hai !'--.__.--'! here !__________! this is my 1st GREETING for U Pls open it. RAMZAN wishes. EID - MUBARAK Eid ul F...

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Independence Day

~ !!==--..__..-=-._; !!==--..@..-=-._; !!==--..__..-=-._; !! !! !! Independence ...

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Good Evening

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Flower Gift

\*""*.A.*""*/ \*Flower'*/ \*"Gift"*/ \*" 4" */ \*"u'*/ \*"'*/ \**/ \*/ Good nig...

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Ramadan SMS greetings

Ramadan SMS greetings As you spend the Holy month. .. Fasting and praying for allah 's grace ... May the almighty bless you and answer all your prayers! Wish you a blessed Ramada...

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Ramadan - the holy month

It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy mon...

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Funny Ramadan Sms

Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food. Thank you for eating. Happy Rama...

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May allah bless you this Ramadan

As the Fajar azan begins And the 1st holy fast begins May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & pea...

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Ramadan Quotes from Quran

Dear Friend! May Divine Pour His blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month recite Quran for blessings b caring about your prayers the Merciful will give u more than your heart desires. "Ramdan Mubar...

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Ramadan Quotes from Quran

May Allah bless you and your dear ones for a happy and prosperous life on Ramadan & alw...

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Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina

Le's Make Allah Happy Let's Celebrate Ramadan With Our Heart and Soul!...

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Ramadan Quotes from Quran

And He it is who has made the stars for you that you might follow the right way thereby in the darkness of the land and the sea -- Holy Qur'an[6.97] Happy Ramadan Kar...

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Best of all - Happy Ramadan

Best Leader – Allah Guide – Quaran Lyrics – Aazan Loyality – Imaan Request – Dua Protection – Fitra Oath – Kalma Exercise – Namaaz Self Control – Roza So Good Luck 4 Rama...

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Quran was sent down in Ramadan

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between right and wron...

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Ramadan blessings sms messages

"...turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque; and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it..." The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ] Wishing you all the blessings from Allah and praying for a blessed Ramadan...

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Cute Ramadan text messages about ramadan recipe

RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Love A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This Meal. RAMADAN MUBA...

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Wish you very very happy Ramadan

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever. May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity. May lights triumph over darkness. May peace transcend the earth. May the spirit of light illuminate the world. May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of...

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Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak

I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy plz welcome me.. after few minutes U know I'm Ur's... *Ramadan* Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak Happy Ramadan Mubarak Remember me in ur praye...

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Very Very Happy Ramadan

As the candle light flame, Ur life may always be happiness claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, As light is on its way; Wish all of u a very happy Rama...

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A message about Ramadan to Eid

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer) on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr unless he had eaten some dates. Anas also narrated: The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of da...

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A wish for joyous Ramadan

Fortunate Is The One Who Has Learned To Admire, But Not To Envy. Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan And A Happy New Year With A Plenty Of Peace And Prosperi...

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Ramadan Mubarak Sms

Dear! May Divine Pour His blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month recite Quran for blessings b caring about your prayers the Merciful will give u more than your heart desires. "Ramadan Mubar...

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Nice Ramadan Sms Greetings

As the crescent moon is sighted... And the holy month of Ramadan begins... May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & pea...

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Wise text message about Ramadan

Prophet said: "Whoever stood for the prayers in the night of Qadr out of sincere faith and hoping for a reward from Allah, then all his previous sins will be forgiv...

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Wish for whole month of Ramadan

Wishing you one month of ramdan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 seconds of noor. Happy Rama...

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Ramdan shows us the way to peace & harmony

May the spirit of Ramadan illuminate the world and show us the way to peace and harmo...

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Ramadan is the Month when Qur'an was sent down

Ramadan is the month in which was sent down the Qur'an, as a guide to mankind, also clear Signs for guidance and judgment between right and wrong. So everyone of you who is present during that month should spend it in fasting. Ramadan Muba...

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Welcome Ramadan

Welcome Ramadan Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you...

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May The Festival Of Lights

May The Festival Of Lights Be The Harbinger Of Joy And Prosperity. As The Holy Occasion Of Ramdan Is Here And The Atmosphere Is Filled With The Spirit Of Mirth And Love, Here Is Hoping This Festival Of Beauty Brings Your Way, Bright Sparkles Of Contentme...

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RAMAZAN MUBARAK

Wishing U A Month Of "RAMAZAN" 4 Weeks Of REHMAT, APPROXIMATELY, 30 Days Of EBADAT, 720 Hrs Of BARKAT, 43200 Min Of QABOLIAT, 2592000 Sec Of MAGHFIRAT RAMAZAN MUBARAK Remember Me In Ur Prayerz...

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Good Night ASCII

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Miss u..

Loveble lines: "Inbathilum, Thunbathilum manam vittu pesa thunai illatha pothu than therigirathu Anbin perumai" I miss U.......

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Natpu sms

"ROJA Poo"   Vaadum "MALLIGAI Poo"     Vaadum "THALAM Poo"       Vaadum aanal, Vaadatha 3 Poo! Un-"SIRIPU" En-"ANBU" Nam-NATPU gd n8...

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Love Facts..

Pidichavanga kitta yevalo vena "kovam" padalam! But Oru second kuda "Sandhegam" pada kudadhu! Don't mis ur lovable person in ur life....

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