Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di

Yo boys.. i'm write msg ! Semester time msg; Flop msg
Why This Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di!!

Maama hall ticket eduthuko apdiye kaila bit eduthuko
papa papaan papa papaan pa papa paa papapaan
seriyaa vaasi

Handla book-u, book la stuff-u, eyes full-aa-tear-u
Empty brain-u , questn paper come-u , life reverse gearru

God i am dying now-u , invigilator is happy how-u
This-u song-u for engineersu; we dont have a choice-u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di!!

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Unknown Call

Unknown Call..
Boy: Do you have any bf ?
Girl: yes, but who are you ?
Boy: I am your brother, Just wait till i come home ..!! ;-)

Another unknown call..
Boy: Do you have any bf ?
Girl: No no i don't .. who are you ? Boy: I am your bf, and baby you just broke my heart :-/
Girl: =O Oh sorry darling .. I thought You are my brother ..
Boy: Yes I am your brother :D .. Just wait till i cum home .. I'll show you den !!

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Sms Jokes in Tamil

Enna than GOOGLE periya Search Website'a Irundhalum.
kovilil kaanama pona "SERUPPA
Thedi Thara mudiyuma
Yosinga Technology innum valaranum

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Tamil Sms Jokes

Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

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Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.

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Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.

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Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

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Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"

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Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

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Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

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Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

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Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

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Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

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SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

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Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!

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Tamil Sms Jokes

"Sei Allathu Seththu Madi."
-Gandhiji.

"Padi Allathu Paduthu Thoongu."
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-Yar Sonna Enna, Nalla Irukulla
Follow Panuvom.

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Great Insult Sms

GREAT INSULT

Avalai Ninaitthu
Kavithai Eluthi
Avalidam
Kodutthen

Vaangi
Paditthu vittu
Aval keattal

ANNA
Nee yaarai
Kaathalikiraai
Endru.

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Friendship Jokes

cute joke
Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu

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Kosu veettukku varama irruka enna pananum?

Kosu veettukku varama irruka enna pananum?


Think



think



try to think



Theriyalayaaa?





Kosukku Namma address kodukka koodathu

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Tamil Sms Jokes-How to kill a girl silently

How to kill a girl silently?
Give her a beautiful dress
Nice jewellery
Costly cosmetics
And lock her in a room
without mirror
good nig

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Nice Tamil Facts

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba...

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Tamil Funny Jokes

Ithu Yosikka Vendiya Time: Girls
Rakki katti Brother's day kondadumpothu,
Boys yen
Thaali katti husband day kondada kudathu?
Yosinga..

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Tamil Punch

Vaalkai Verutthu Poochu,
Manase Sariyilla,
Ennai Yaarum Thaeda Vendam
Poi Yethavathu Kulathulayo Kinathulayo
Meen PudikaPoren.

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Husband Wife Tamil Sms

F: Dhinamum un wife ku poo vaangittu poreye...
Wife mela avvalavu paasama?
F2: Maapla, paasam wife melailla da, poo kaari mela..
gud mrng!

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Tamil Sms Jokes

MAN 1:Unga friend address
solunga?
MAN 2: Andha Erumbu pora
pakkam ponga.
MAN 1:What?
MAN 2: Yes , My friend
is
So sweeeeet..

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Tamil Sms

Puthaika paduvathu
than kallarai
endral...
Ovvoru manithanin
"Idhayamum"
kallarai than.

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8 SECONDULA 1140 name solla mudiyuma?- Tamil Kadi Sms

8 SECONDULA
1140 name solla mudiyuma?

naan solluven
Kan1000
+100jahan
+10dulkar
+9thara
+7malai
+6mugam
+5ali&
+3sha
=1140.
Eppudi.
COOL.

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Kudi Joke sms

DHEIVA KUDI MAGAN :
"beerku, beerku mutton vaanga, quarterku, quarterku chicken vanga, apram eadho sonnanga,
ayyo maranthenga...
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. . . .
"10 nimisam'' porukkanumaam...
meen(fish)a nallaa  varukkanumaam,
athuvara beer-a kudikkanumaam,
waiter sonnang....Gaaaa....:)hav a crazy nite:):):)

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Tamil Maths story jokes

Maths story:
A guy travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has not got a soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd-lux' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'.
Itha vida kodumaiya maths poda mudiyuma.?cool.

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Tamil SMS Jokes

Amaichar: Manna ethiri naatu mannan ungalai "porukku" alaikkirar
Mannar: Porukkellam varamudiyathu, vendumaanal "Barukku" vara sollu..Adichu pakalam.

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Tamil School Joke Sms

Teacher : Yenda late?
Boy : cycle chain sariya suthala teacher.
Teacher : Enna potta sariyayidum. 
Boy: ungala poi epdi teacher?
Teacher : ???

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