Tamil Sms Jokes

Funny only joke;;

unga cellula enna problem,
unga numbarukku try pannina,
"welcome to mental hospital " "loosu is busy'nu " solluthu...???

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Vadivel vs Parthiban

Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum ” 1 WATCH FREE “!!! Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya??? Vadivelu: Yes… Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!. Ellam Sari Pazhaguvadhil Nee Gendle Man… Kadalai Poduvadhil Nee Mudhalvan… Dhesa Parril Nee Indian… Ellam Sariyathan Irukku…. Kadan Ketta Mattum Enda Anniyan Aayidura?!?!? Vazhai Pazham Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo? Vadivalu: Onnu [...]

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Tamil Love Punch

Kettavangaluku Aandavan Neraya Kodupan (lot of girlfriends) Aana Kai Vituduvan (mokka life partner) Nallavangala Aandavan sodhipan (no girl friend) Aana kai vidamatan (super life partner).. . …. . . moral: yevlo mokka figures miss aanalum, asarama super figure’ku wait pannuvor sangam..

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Viyarvai sindhi sappidanum

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…

Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan… -)

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Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.

Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum.

Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,

face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.

Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......

"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla

"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,

Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes

Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven... Neenga adikakoodathu...

Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten.

Wife: Naan garpama iruken...

Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana...

Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan...

Husband: ????!!

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Tamil Joke Sms

Soap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???

Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…

Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!

--))

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Tamil Veg Poem

Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…

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Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes

Magan: Amma, innikku Appa kooda Bus-la varum bodhu oru Aunty-ku Appa En Sheet-a Koduthuttar…

Amma: Athukku Ennada Parava illa…

Magan: Amma Naan Utkarndhu Irundhadhu Appa voda Madiyila…--))

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Tamil Marriage Jokes

Father :
Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?

Daughter :
MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum !
XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum!
OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum !
11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!

Mukkiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !

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SardarSms -Torch light

Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

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Pullayada nee

Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee

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O' Podu Sms

Father: Ennada! Test la 'O' mark vankitu vanthirukke?

Nalla padikkaliya?


Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...

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Neil Armstrong Tamil Jokes

Neil Armstrong yen romba great?

Bcoz

Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar !

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Nakkan-Mukkan sms

Nakkan : enakku vaanthi adikkati varuthu!

Mukkan : ithukkuththaan adikkati kannaadi paarkkaathannu solren

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Ponnai Yelli Jokes

Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naan yenga

Appaa Ammaakku Orey Paiyyan.

Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please

"Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?

"Miaw"nnu sollichi...

Vekkamaa illai.?

Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo

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Tamil Mental Hospital Jokes

Mental hospitala irunthu thappiya mentala pitichukuduta Rs.1,50,000 prize tharangalam nee payappadatha.

Enakku panam mukiyam illa.

Nee than mukkiyam...

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poluthupokku sms

Ennoda poluthupokku,

Gadhi padam sekkurathu,


so,


ungakitta ulla ella

1000/-,

500/-,

100/- ruupa ellam enakku udane appunga, :)-

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Kalyaana Veedu Sms

Kalyaana veettil :

Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,


Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,

Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?



Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.

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veetla yaar irupanga?

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu

Innorutthan peru naan loosu.


Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

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Sirichikite solunga..? :-)

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