Latest Tamil SMS 2012

Advice SMS
Macha vada,
Kadai theruvil
ninru kadalai podalam,
tea kadai maraivil
ninru tham podalam,
appavin sattai paiyil
panathai kalavadalam,
nalla than erukkum...
athey velayai nalai
vun paiyan seiyum
pothu vunakku
puriyum.
appavin maranathirkku
yar karanam yenru.

Funny Tamil SMS
Sorakkai-Mummy
Poosanee-Daddy
Thengai-Elder Brother
Vengayam-Enger Brother
Thakkali-Elder Sister
Perungayam-Enger Sister
Vazayai Palam-Friends
Maanga-You

Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal

Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;
Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.

Life Punch SMS

Netru enbathu old paper,

Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.

Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.

Kadhal Kalyanam Joke
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.

School Joke

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.

Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?

Love

Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,
nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!

Annamalai Dialogue

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai
Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.

True Lines
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.
-"Kamarasar".

Kadhal Punch Dialog
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!

Super Latest SMS
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha
love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.

Good night kadi joke

Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.

Twister Good Morning SMS
You are in a dark room, full of
vibrating walls, covered with
pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a
safe place... Its my
HEART. Good morning

Stupid Joke

Initial ulla mirugam edhu?
O-nai.

Tamil Kadi

How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Another Super Mokkai

Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.

Comedy Mokkai

Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.

Cricket Joke SMS
Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.

Tamil Kadi SMS

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.

Mega Aruvai Joke
Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10

Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....

SMS Nagaichuvai

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)

MOKKAI of the CENTURY

One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".

Gounds Comedy 

Gounds goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

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Tamil New Year Sms Collection 2012

"Wish U A Very Happy Tamil New Year 2012 To U And Your Family"

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends.
God bless you through out the new Year.
Happy Tamil New Year!!!


Iniya Chiththirai thirunaal nalvaazhthugal...

chittirai thirunaalai vimarsaiyaga kondadum tamil makkal annaivarukkum enn idhyam kanida tamil pudthandu valthukal..

Naan eppava vadhu ungalukku thunbangalum kastangalum koduthirundhal, ennai dhayavu seithu mannikkavum. Ini ungal vaalkaiyil kurukkida maattaen. Ippadikku, ungalai vittu pirindhu sellum ungal nanban... Last year

My wish for you this Puthandu,
May you have a healthy body, joyful soul and relaxed mind.
Wishing you a Happy tamil new year!

Naam Santhippatharkku Pala 1000
Nodikal Ahalaam!!!
Aanaal!!!
Naam sinthippatharkku Sila Nodihal
PODHUM!!!
SINTHIKKIREN Naam eni Eppothu
Santhippom Ena!!!!!!
IPPADIKKU
2012

Vettri’yai Virumbum Namakku
Tholvi’yai Thaangum Manam Illai…!
Tholvi’yai thaangum Manam irundhaal adhuvum
Oru Vettri’ dhaan.!
Intha Putthaandil Anaivarukkum Vetri Kidaikattum.
Wish You a Very Happy & Prosperous New Year…

Puthandu Vazhtukal! Let the year be a delightful one – overflowing with pleasant things in each of its days.

Greet the Puthandu with great hope, enthusiasm and expectation. Hope for a year that is full of only joy, happiness, serenity and opulence

Puthandu Vazhtukal! Wish you a happy and prosperous new year filled with love, peace, hope and joy for the entire year ahead.


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Tamil Puthandu Vazthukal 2012

Ipadi Pesama iruntha Epadi.
Innum 2 days Than iruku.
Ada Yaravathu Aarambinga pa.
Sari, Naney Aarambikiren.

* ADVANCE *
* WISH *
* YOU *
* A *
* HAPPY *
* TAMIL *
* NEW *
* YEAR *
“2012″


I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…

In New Year may God…would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you…Happy Tamil New Year

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

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Holy Friday Sms Collection

When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose, Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for u. May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with Fasting and Prayers so that we can bring God's mercy and forgiveness on all mankind Lets Pray together. May the glory of our Savior Strengthen you and May His Graces Shine Upon You On Good Friday and Always ! On this Holy day... May His light guide your path... May his love grace your heart... And may His scarifice strengthen Your Soul ! GOOD FRIDAY....!

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Good Friday 2012

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. May you live in his abiding love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart. Good Friday 2012

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Holy Friday Sms

May the blesssings Of the Lord Shine upon u On this Holy Day & may he always Keep in his loving care!!

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Good Friday Quotes

On this day of GOOD FRIDAY, lets remember that 2011 years ago. "The Lord of Lords was crucified and resurrected for Our Sins and showed us d sinless way" So let us follow the way & make Him "Happy Forever"

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Good Friday SMS

Da cross was 2 pieces of dead wood and a helpless unresisting Man was nailed 2 it yet it was mightier dan da world and triumphed & will.

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Wish u a Holy Friday

He showed us the way He has long been gone And yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish u a Holy Friday!

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Good Friday SMS Collection 2012

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." He brews 13:8. His life still gives us hope, May you live in his unchanging love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart? Good Friday! Praying that the Lord Holds you in His Love And blesses u with His grace... on this Holy Day & always! He showed us the way He has long been gone And yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish u a Holy Friday! Mercy, Peace & Love May the grace & Lord� surround u & b with u on Good Friday the Lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good Friday! Praying that the Lord holds you in his love & blesses you with His grace... on dis Holy Day On the Holy day... May His light guide your path... May his love grace your heart... & may His scarifice strengthen your Soul ! Thinking of you on GOOD FRIDAY....! Praying that the Lord fills your Heart with Peace ... Holds you in His Love & Blesses you with His Grace... On dis Holy Day & Always. May the glory of our Savior Strengthen you & May His Graces Shine Upon you On Good Friday & Always ! May the blesssings Of the Lord Shine upon you On dis Holy Day & may he always Keep in his loving care May the Light Of Jumma, Shine In your House. . the Strength of Eemaan, Stay in your Heart. . & May Allah Shower His Countless Blessings On you & your Family on this Holy Day Mercy, Pleace & Love May the grace & Lord .... surround you & be with you on Good Friday 3 dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks. to be as rich as his child believes. to have as many women as his wife suspects May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with Fasting & Prayers so that we can bring God's mercy & forgiveness on all mankind Lets Pray together. When you face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose, Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. He showed us the way He has long been gone & yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish you a Holy Friday!

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Kadhalar Dhinam Sms

Ennai adikkamal
azha vaippadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai Kayapaduthamal
Valigal tharuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai verukkamal
vedhanai paduthuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai sidhaikkamal
sithiravadhai seiadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Naan vazhndhalum
Veezhndhalum
ennodu iruppadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

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Tamil Valentine's Day Sms

Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu kaadal
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu –
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!.

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Valentine’s Day Sms in Tamil

Irulai nesi, vidiyal therium..
Thoolviyai nesi, vetri therium..
Ulaippai nesi, uyarvu therium..
Unnaiaye nee nesi ulagam unakku purium…
Happy Valentine's Day

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‎"Kolaveri" SoNg ReMiX

‎"Kolaveri" SoNg ReMiX:-

Yo boys i'm singng song...
Xam song...
Fail song...
Y dis kolaveri,kolaveri,kolaveri di...
White colouru paperu paperu...
paper printu blacku!!
Eyes question meetu meetu, my future dark!!!
y this kolaveri,kolaveri,kolaveri di..!!
Only englisha...
Handla book, bookla notes...
Eyesu fulla Tearu!!
Empty Brainu, exam comeu...
Life reverseu gearu!!!
God i'm dying nowu, invigilator happy how??!!
This SonG for FAIL GUYS, we don't have choiceu!!!
Y this kolaveri,kolaveri,kolaveri di..!!

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College Kolaveri Sms

College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study... hw to study..wre to study nw -
God'm dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.

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Pongal ASCII Sms

l'l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|

This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY PONGAL..!!

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Happy Pongal Sms

Pongal thirunaalum,
Thalaipongal thirunalum,
Pongivarum pongal pola
Engum pongattum magizhchi
Iniya pongal nalvaazhthukkal!

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Tamil Pongal Sms

Anaivarukkum INIYA PONGAL NAL VAZHTHUKKAL
Pongal Thirunal Ulaga Thamilargalin ore Vizha
Uzhavargalin Unnatha Thirunall
Kadavulukku Nandri Therivittu Pongalai Kondadungal!

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Iniya Pongal Nalvazhthukkal....

Udal Kalaipu
Udaluku Mattum
Manadhirku Endrum
Thevai Inippu
Ahdai Inaippadu
Thaan Pongalin Sirappu
Iniya Pongal Nalvazhthukkal!

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Happy Pongal 2012..

May all your Wishes be fulfilled
on this Special Day
Wish you a Happy Pongal

Enjoy the Festival with sweetness of
Happiness dipped in honey
Happy Pongal

Pongal is here, an occasion that marks joy and cheer, and brings along everything that’s best. May the festival of the harvest season, be one that brings along with it, all that’s best and everything you’re so deserving of. Have a memorable Pongal.

“Pot Rice to Sun
God Sugarcane to cow and ox
Sweet rise to you and me
Good milk to friends and family”
Happy Pongal

Hope you rejoice in the charm of your tradition! Wish you & your family a very Happy Bogi Pongal, Pongal, Mattu Pongal!

May this Pongal brighten up ur life 2day and always… Wish you all very Happy PONGAL

As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring. Have a Happy Pongal.

Happy Pongal to all!
We thank sun for burning himself to save us.
We thank plants sacrificing their life for us.
And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world for some time.

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Pongal Sms in tamil

Pongal thirunaalum,
Thalaipongal thirunalum,
Pongivarum pongal pola
Engum pongattum magizhchi
Iniya pongal nalvaazhthukkal!!!!

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Pongal Sms

Happy Pongal
Happy Bogi Festival
Happy Surya Pongal
Happy Mattu Pongal
Happy Thiruvalluvar Day / Kaanum Pongal


You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get.I WISH U A VERY HAPPY PONGAL!!!


Pongal thirunaalum,
Thalaipongal thirunalum,
Pongivarum pongal pola
Engum pongattum magizhchi

Anaivarukkum INIYA PONGAL NAL VAZHTHUKKAL
Pongal Thirunal Ulaga Thamilargalin ore Vizha
Uzhavargalin Unnatha Thirunall
Kadavulukku Nandri Therivittu Pongalai Kondadungal!


Happy Pongal to all!
We thank sun for burning himself to save us.
We thank plants sacrificing their life for us.
And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world for some time.


May the Festival of Pongal usher in Goodwill,
Health and Wealth
Happy Pongal


May all your Wishes be fulfilled
on this Special Day
Wish you a Happy Pongal


Hope you rejoice in the charm of your tradition! Wish you & your family a very Happy Bogi Pongal, Pongal, Mattu Pongal!


May this 2012 1st festival bring happiness in your life.
Wish you & your family a very Happy Pongal.


Pot Rice to Sun
God Sugarcane to cow and ox
Sweet rise to you and me
Good milk to friends and family

Happy Pongal


l'l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|

This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY PONGAL..!!

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New Year 2012 ASCII

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* HAPPY *
'* NEW YEAR *'
'*, 2012 ,*'
'"*._.*"'

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PUTHANDU" nalvazhthukal

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