Diwali Special SmS Jokes

There are
Three kinds of People

Those who can Count
and
Those Who Can’t.

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Ultimate Answer:

while changing a JOB:

Interviewer: Why did You
Leave your Last Job???

Irish: The Company
Shifted the Office
and they Didn’t
Tell me Where???

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A Thought:-

LIFE is like CHESS
No ONE Ever WON a GAME
of Chess by
Making only
FORWARD MOVES…
Sometimes You
HAVE to Move
BACKWARD to Get a
BETTER Froward STEP…

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