Tamil Sms Jokes

Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

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Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.

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Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.

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Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

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Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"

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Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

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Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

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Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

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Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

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Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

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SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

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Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!

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